Wednesday, April 05, 2006

MadMag FAQ's

What is Mad Mag?
MadMag is a web-based news spread that is tilted on the wacky side of life and oh….. a little bit of fun too.

Well, Duh! I knew that from reading your home page. Is there anything else I should know, wise-ass?
This is the first edition of Mad Mag. We know as much as you do, so we just put it out for you guys to try out and beat the shit outta us if it blows in your face.

Now wait a minute. First you say its gonna be wacky. Then you say the newsletter will cover the ‘campus blah’ (if in doubt ask seniors). Where in the world did you get that information?

Get real guys, its supposed to be ‘confidential’ and very hush hush and we would’nt put it out online now, would we?

Who is the Mad Mag team, and why are you doing this to us?
Check the editorial section, can’t spoon feed you guys at everything. As for the second part of the question we thought you guys should be subjected to a li’l bit of torture after that amazing Freshers. No. Really.

What's up with you and that damn hand (the logo)?
Handy is as good a logo as you can get, but it is absolutely 100% worthless. We just put it up there for the sake of it. You know, something colorful and interesting, but check out the sloppy way in which it is done and you’ll know what I’m talking about.

How long did you guys take to put the whole thing together?
Now now, you are getting personal, aren’t you?

Do you know how I can get to a particular section of your magazine without reading all the crap in it?
No, we deliberately left that magic tool out of your reach!!!

How often do you intend to publish this stuff?
Don’t know how long it will last, hope for atleast another edition

It seems like you're kind of new at all this web stuff. I mean, your HTML coding is cheesy, your web page layouts are unorganized, and frankly, I think a drunk monkey working at a keyboard could probably do better than you. What's up wit dat?
Can't argue with you there. We really don't know the first thing about web design. But nearly everyone we know is doing it, and our friends decided it was time to drag us, kicking and screaming, though we loved to put this all together



Your writing is atrocious. Did you even go to school?
We try to follow The Chicago Manual of Style (14th edition) (God !!! I wish you believe that ) while editing this website, but because of the huge quantities of alcohol involved, mistakes are inevitable. We’ll try to make it better in the next edition, over a drink.
HAPPY READING!!!